I wish you all had one neck, and my hands were around it.
                - Carl Panzram

News flash!!  This just in!!!!!

Barack Obama loves his wife, and his children, and his parents, and America, and God and shit!

And also he has children!  They love him back!  Also his wife!

And he is in the proud tradition of a bunch of people, some of whom you also really admire!

And we are a great country!  Really, really great!  Because you can have a great life here, even if you once had a really shitty life here because people hate you because you aren't like them!  Thanks to the deforestation of the planet, and a liberal killing program, occasionally relieved by interludes of mere torture, we're the Happiest Place on Earth!!!

Also, he is very tall!!!

And he loves America!  And God!!  And his wife, who loves God and America too, even if she said she didn't!!!!

Also, emotion always triumphs over substance and the real has become defined as that of which an equivalent simulation can be made!!!

And the mediated image controls us!!!!!  And God bless America, which He also loves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long may she wave!

Also, fuck everybody.